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How many pharmaceutical executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(By Prescription Access Litigation)
Seven:
- One to screw in the light bulb;
- One to file a patent for “A method for insertion of a light-emitting glass fixture into a power source by rotational motion”;
- One to create an ad encouraging consumers to “Ask your electrician if SuperBright XR is right for you”;
- One to sue the manufacturers of cheaper, longer-lasting, but equally bright, compact fluorescent light bulbs;
- One to launch an awareness campaign for Chronic Darkness Syndrome;
- One to testify before Congress against government negotiation on the price of light bulbs; and
- One to lobby against the importation of cheaper Canadian light bulbs.
May 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
How about one more to slightly modify the next bulb for insertion just when the patent runs out on the existing bulb.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
And one more to take a panel of electricians to the Bahamas for expert advice on the best rotation method.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Love it!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Für all countries wieth “Socialist Health Care Model” – all except of the US – there is one important person missing:
And one more to find a scientifc expert, who proves cost-effectiveness of light bulb in comparison with sunlight
December 21st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
My joke doesn’t compare to yours, but here it is anyway. Enjoy!
Viagra Coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”
The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”
The lady frowned. “Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor’s office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
“How did it go?” the doctor asked.
“Terrible, doctor, terrible.”
“Did it not work?”
“Yes,” the old lady said, “It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”
“Then what is the problem, ma’am?”
“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again.”
Source – RxPop.com (http://www.rxpop.com)
August 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
One more….
A promise to stick it where the sun don’t shine!!!